Supposed to be cold until the cows come home.
I normally don't gripe about the weather that much.
Honest to God, I don't!
I know you're having a hard time believing that one Chuck.
I figure there's nothing one can do about the weather
so why complain.
Then again, I probably thought that up on a hot summer day.
Not one where it takes testicular fortitude to go outside.
(You didn't know I watch Family Guy did you?)
When I heard the weather forecast last night
I said to myself, "I am so ready for Spring."
Then I looked outside.
Well, tried to look outside
but all that frost on the windows
got in the way.
The only way I could tell if Bessie was on her way home
was to put the side of my hand on the window and let
its warmth thaw out a little bit of ice.
My eyelashes nearly froze to the window
as I tried to see that darn cow.
Kidding.
Instead I took out my little hand held computer game.
I took a little brain test and went
from being 36 to 48 years old
in a matter of minutes.
But then you already knew that.
It's the kind of thing that mothers will say to children.
"Don't complain about the weather,
it'll age you."
5 comments:
Ha!!
Crap. More cold weather coming this way then. If it gets as cold as just before Christmas, I might just have a cow, man. ( Simpsons and sometimes Family Guy :p )
Mich
hehehe how true!
Stay warm!
OK, I'm not going to say that it is about 60 here today...ooops.
But we'll get ours.
I won't tell you it's 80 here -CRASH, BOOM, FLASH--God, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to write that! Oh well, 3PM, so that's our HIGH for today, it will get chilly by morning. Hmmmmmmm.
I still remember being out in a windy, snow-swirrling field, age 6, bringing home some cows which had broken through a fence at 4AM in Ohio. My fingers almost froze solid, and I vowed (can a 6-yr-old vow?) to some day go where it's warm.
Been in SW Florida 44 years now. Oh, thank You, God!
We've ahd 50-60's weather here, but now it's getting to be more like winter. 15 degrees tonight, some snow and cold weather...weeeee!
And OMG you totally rock about the Family Guy, I laughed my buns off reading that...how about a long, non-sensical rooster/Peter fight? LOL
Hugs,
G
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